Knock knock. Who’s there? Meghan Healey. Meghan Healey who? Meghan Healey the writer for the Oh Well. Meghan recently joined the Oh Well writing force, after a lapse of judgement by the editors. She is most notably known for being part of the winning kickball team during the 2025 Oh Well Kickball tournament. Some might even say she was a key playmaker. I mean I wouldn’t be surprised if they erect a statue in her likeness. Anyway, if you see her in public, please do not approach for pictures. She just wants to be treated like a normal person.