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The Oh Well’s Top Bar Golf Alternatives
This year, Bar Golf bands sold out with unprecedented speed. Didn’t get one, and now you’re uncertain what to do with your Friday? Here are other places to blackout, gathered…
Our Top 5 Valentine’s Day Spots around UNC Campus
Swipe to learn about our top 5 Valentine’s day date spots on/around campus!
Where would you take your boo?
How the Grinch Stole the First Amendment
Every student in Chapel Hill liked free speech a lot… But the Grinch up in South Building most surely DID NOT!
“My dog ate my Canvas assignment” and other excuses for late work
Check out some creative excuses for getting away with late work at UNC.
Top 7 things I’ve overheard in the Franklin Target
I’ve spent a fair amount of time in the Franklin Target; it’s actually one of my favorite places to hang out. I like the parts where you can choose what…
Last minute Halloween costumes you can buy at the UNC Student Stores
Looking for a last minute Halloween costume? Don’t go all the way to Spirit Halloween! The Student Stores has you covered. Swipe to see some creative, last minute costumes you…
I ate the clam chowder at Chase and now I am clairvoyant
I smelled it before I saw it. A pungent odor that could only be Fresh Never Frozen Clams from Walmart (Cesium-137 Free). I peered into the silver pot, as though…
I LIVED IT: I was the first senior held back for CLE deficit
Yup. You read that right.I transferred into UNC in the spring of 2023. I remember it like it was two years ago; the dishes argument with my bitch roommate Sam…
11 things I’d do if I were Rameses for a day
Ah, the age old question of “What 11 things would you do if you were Rameses for a day?” The Oh Well’s in-house Rameses the Ram expert answers below.
Top 6 Spots to Drink on Franklin St.
We get it. It’s Week 8 of class and you’ve already exhausted every bar in town. MAW? More like MID. StillLife? What are you, 12? With midterms approaching, the students of…
The Oh Well’s guide to joining clubs
Looking to put yourself out there? Look no further. Check out The Oh Well’s comprehensive guide to joining clubs.
UNC hacks for incoming freshman
We know the first week of class can be stressful for first-year students, so The Oh Well put together a list of helpful hints for your time here at UNC.…
Ranking the 8 Floors of Davis Library by Altitude
If you’ve ever spent any time on UNC’s campus, you have probably overheard this age-old debate circulating the campus community: Which floor of Davis Library is the farthest from the…
A Freshman’s Guide to Pooping
Calling all constipated freshmen! I’m here to help bring awareness to the most important question in your lives right now. Keep reading to learn more about the best and worst…
The Top 8 Things I Learned from Spending 13.5 Hours in Lenoir Dining Hall
To learn more about the student dining experience, The Oh Well executive team contacted our top investigative journalist, proposing the unprecedented task of spending a whole day in Lenoir. Since…
H.A.G.S.? We call them women
As the semester comes to an end, campus officials just released a report that found that misogynistic, anti-women persecution rates have spiked over 160 percent in the last two weeks.…
Recent rise in UNC fire drill evacuations found correlated to streams of my mixtape
You wake up in a cold sweat in your ECON 101 class. One moment, you’re dreaming of sugarplums and an enrollment shopping cart full of green circles; the next, a…
Everything you need to know about riding the Lenoir dish carousel for 24 hours
Let’s stop lying: we’ve all envied the journey our dirty little dishes embark upon on the Lenoir dish carousel. I work so hard, surely harder than a dish, without the…
Your Questions Answered: The Oh Well’s Guide to March Madness
As the slow drip of winter thaws into spring, college students across the nation stretch out their hamstrings, lace up their sweatpants and gather around the TV to support their…
The top five reasons to watch Dune 2—although none of us actually had three hours to watch the movie
1. There’s sand, and lots of it Need I say more? The movie’s name is literally Dune—there’s got to be some amount of sand involved. Sand all over the screen…
The five biggest business lessons we learned while hiding in a bathroom at Kenan-Flagler
This Wednesday afternoon, at 3:30 pm, several high ranking members of The Onyen found themselves hiding in the first floor men’s bathroom of McColl Building in the rightmost stall: the…
Interim Chancellor Lee Roberts says we can stay up past our bedtime, promises to buy us a new bike
“You’ve really been studying hard lately,” announced Interim Chancellor Lee Roberts at the dinner table late Wednesday evening, “and great job making your bed today; me and your mom are…
Total fucking maniac: This guy didn’t do the reading
It seemed an ordinary Wednesday at 11 a.m. in Dey Hall as students trickled in for Professor Melissa Richards’ Philosophy 101 lecture. For one student, Josh Mitcham, the morning was…
Oh my God shut up already: This guy just won’t stop talking
On Friday morning, students in Professor Karin Blooth’s 9:30 a.m. Gender and Spirituality class were crestfallen when the single male student, Thomas Barnes, launched into a speech that has yet…
Bryan Tucker: the Morrison basement to Saturday Night Live pipeline
I found my life’s calling in the basement of Morrison dormitory. About 30 years ago, the Morrison RAs decided to have a talent show open to anyone on campus. They…
