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New “School of AI” to cause rapid sea-level rise in Bowman Gray Pool
Reporters for campus’ fourth-most prominent newspaper The Daily Tar Heel confirmed in early October that the School of Data Science and Society will combine with the School of Information and…
11 things I’d do if I were Rameses for a day
Ah, the age old question of “What 11 things would you do if you were Rameses for a day?” The Oh Well’s in-house Rameses the Ram expert answers below.
UN-SATIRE: UNC to face the UCF Knights this Saturday, September 20th
In a shocking twist of fate that football experts are calling “not shocking” and “not a twist of fate,” the UNC Tar Heels are slated to take on the UCF…
After decades of NC State pushing ‘rivalry’ narrative, thousands of UNC students finally discover they exist
Thousands of Carolina fans across the state were stunned to see the emergence of an unknown basketball team that is finding success amidst the March Madness tournament.
IVF embryo earns start for Alabama Basketball against UConn
Thanks to the recent Alabama Supreme Court ruling classifying IVF embryos as legal persons, petri dishes across the state became eligible to play in the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament.…
NC State on a winning streak thanks to the growing power of DJ Burns’ smile
The Raleigh native and March Madness folk hero led the Wolfpack to a bruising, hard-fought 76-64 victory against the Duke Blue Devils tonight, scoring 29 points in a massive upset
UNC Basketball fans rejoice over No. 1 seed placement; UNC Botanist Society befuddled
On Sunday, March 17, UNC basketball fans waited with bated breath as the official NCAA men’s March Madness bracket revealed 2024 seed placements. At last, the bracket was released: the…
Your Questions Answered: The Oh Well’s Guide to March Madness
As the slow drip of winter thaws into spring, college students across the nation stretch out their hamstrings, lace up their sweatpants and gather around the TV to support their…
Carolina fans terrify Kyle Filipowski with spontaneous Filipowski apartment storming
On Friday night, hundreds of Carolina fans stormed Kyle Filipowski’s Durham apartment, joyously stampeding through his living room, kitchen and bedroom. Although no one was hurt, Filipowski spent most of the apartment-storming…
