Molly “Pledge Master” Cassidy is a senior from Holly Springs, North Carolina. When she’s not writing, she is probably talking. God, she is so crazy! Her favorite words and phrases include “do you want to watch TV while we eat dinner,” “bastard,” and “do you want to watch a movie while we eat dinner.” She has written for The Oh Well since it was The Onyen and loves it dearly. She is best known for naming The Oh Well and hopes to name other stuff in the future, like a building or maybe a sandwich at a restaurant.