Ah, the age old question of “What 11 things would you do if you were Rameses for a day?” The Oh Well’s in-house Rameses the Ram expert answers below.

1) Frolic across campus and eat grass on the Quad.

2) Walk through frat court without being scared of seeing my old situationship.

3) Eat all of my roommate Greg’s clothes because he never does the dishes, even though he is a 22-year-old adult who knows how to use a sponge

4) Stand at the end of a dark hallway in Granville West for hours on end.

5) NOT vote for Student Body President, because what loser takes the time out of their day to do that?

6) Kick Greg in the face (but no one can arrest me, because I am a ram.)

7) Sell vapes to local teenagers at East Chapel Hill High School.

8) Buy Hinge Premium. ❤️‍🔥

9) Beat up the Alpaca from the restaurant Alpaca.

10) Kill myself and name-check Greg in the suicide note.

11) Be a guest star on The Summer I Turned Pretty.