Sports

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  New “School of AI” to cause rapid sea-level rise in Bowman Gray Pool

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  Nov 6, 2025

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  11 things I’d do if I were Rameses for a day

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  Oct 17, 2025

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  UN-SATIRE: UNC to face the UCF Knights this Saturday, September 20th

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  Sep 20, 2025

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  After decades of NC State pushing ‘rivalry’ narrative, thousands of UNC students finally discover they exist

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  Apr 6, 2024

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  IVF embryo earns start for Alabama Basketball against UConn

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  Apr 6, 2024

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  NC State on a winning streak thanks to the growing power of DJ Burns’ smile

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  Mar 31, 2024

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  UNC Basketball fans rejoice over No. 1 seed placement; UNC Botanist Society befuddled

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  Mar 26, 2024

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  Your Questions Answered: The Oh Well’s Guide to March Madness

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  Mar 18, 2024

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  Carolina fans terrify Kyle Filipowski with spontaneous Filipowski apartment storming

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  Mar 5, 2024

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  Small mouse broke into ticket office and ate Duke tickets intended for graduating seniors, investigation by the Oh Well finds

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  Feb 1, 2024

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  Carolina class organizes Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament, winner to UNC-Duke Game; loser stoned to death

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  Jan 24, 2024

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  UNC Men’s Basketball sweat wipers petition to get paid overtime after string of ‘sweatier than usual’ games.

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  Jan 18, 2024