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  • IVF embryo earns start for Alabama Basketball against UConn

    Thanks to the recent Alabama Supreme Court ruling classifying IVF embryos as legal persons, petri dishes across the state became eligible to play in the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament. Following the ruling, Alabama Men’s Basketball Coach, Nate Oats, brought IVF Embryo #22 onto the bench as a second string power forward for the Crimson Tide.

  • April Fools’

    April Fools’

    Correspondent Molly Cassidy’s update on The Oh Well “April Fools’” strike is interrupted by unwelcome prank.

  • Interim Chancellor Lee Roberts says we can stay up past our bedtime, promises to buy us a new bike

    “You’ve really been studying hard lately,” announced Interim Chancellor Lee Roberts at the dinner table late Wednesday evening, “and great job making your bed today; me and your mom are proud of you

  • Oh my God shut up already: This guy just won’t stop talking

    On Friday morning, students in Professor Karin Blooth’s 9:30 a.m. Gender and Spirituality class were crestfallen when the single male student, Thomas Barnes, launched into a speech that has yet to be concluded. Barnes is currently in Dey Hall continuing his now 8-hour monologue with no signs of fatigue, discontent or awareness that he has been alone in the classroom for several hours