After popular demand, the University just announced its newest building: the Campus X.

The building was proposed as a safe space for UNC’s Meninists and 2nd Amendment Alliance, who wanted an alternative to the Campus Y’s oat milk-drinking community. After one quick email to the Board of Governors, construction began on the Campus X, which is being built inside Little Frat Court.

The project is an implementation of UNC’s goal for more campus diversity, said inaugural Campus X President Marc Reuben, an up and coming pit preacher.

“The Campus X is a safe space for the most vulnerable and oppressed demographic: straight white men,” Reuben said. 

The space will focus on three major tenets of activism: social injustice, traditionalism and conservatism. 

The name ‘Campus X’ reportedly comes from highly respected entrepreneur Elon Musk, who endorsed the group on his social platform, X. 

The group is known to “very passionately support Musk and his beautiful body … of work in an extremely heteronormative way,” according to an executive member who wished to remain anonymous. 

The new building will also return to the devoutly religious and strictly gendered origins of its “sister location,” the Campus Y, which was affiliated with the YMCA organization until 1963. 

Additionally, the Campus X plans to open a pub called “Meanwhile” on the first floor serving only Busch Lite. All pub bartenders will be female so that there’s “at least one woman in the room.”

The perks don’t stop there. The Campus X’s building is an architectural first for UNC, a tall, cylindrical tower surrounded by thick bushes, said contractor and self-proclaimed ‘man’s man’ Chet Bronson.

“We wanted the building to have a masculine level of thought and design,” said Bronson. “Anything too aesthetically pleasing is just sus.”

In terms of programming, the Campus X anticipates hosting a range of educational workshops, their first entitled “Incel-dom: The Reclaiming of Abstinence,” followed by guest talk “My Pronouns are U/S/A.” 

Another project Campus X has taken on is inspired by Campus Y’s free allocation of birth control and period products to students on campus. After seeing Plan B strewn about the quad, the Campus X announced their own “MENstruation” line: free vasectomies.  

“We can’t have women calling all the shots,” said the Campus X president. “If there’s going to be access to free birth control, at least let it be male.

“Glass ceiling my ass.”