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  “My dog ate my Canvas assignment” and other excuses for late work

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  Nov 19, 2025

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  An Interview with Lee Roberts about his plan to make UNC more walkable

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  Nov 14, 2025

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  New “School of AI” to cause rapid sea-level rise in Bowman Gray Pool

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  Nov 6, 2025

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  Student attends HellLife event instead of HeelLife: leaves exorcised

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  Oct 28, 2025

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  I LIVED IT: I was the first senior held back for CLE deficit

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  Oct 27, 2025

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  Davis Library to be sawed in half amidst budget cuts

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  Oct 24, 2025

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  Carolina Dining Services experiences unprecedented backups after students download Subway Surfers on kiosks

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  Oct 6, 2025

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  UNC places professor on administrative leave following alleged affiliation with ‘anti-bad, anti-evil’ organization

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  Sep 30, 2025

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  UNC hacks for incoming freshman

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  Aug 20, 2025

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  WHAT IS DIPHI?

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  May 5, 2025

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  Student expelled after confusing St. Patrick’s Day with National Chase Gingers Day

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  May 5, 2025

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  UNC responds to demands on lead water: “Pepsi OK?”

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  May 5, 2025

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  After success on campus, UNC plans to go global with Whiteness

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  May 5, 2025

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  UNC opens North Carolina Surgical Hospital: only problem is, it’s full of bees!

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  Oct 25, 2024

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  ChatGPT to replace faculty in new honor court

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  Oct 23, 2024

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  UNC Campus shifts 30 feet to the left

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  Sep 16, 2024

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  UNC introduces new requirements for first-year students

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  Sep 13, 2024

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  Was UNC Admissions responsible for the surplus of pollen this spring?

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  May 14, 2024

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  Davis Library imposes a minimum decibel requirement for exam week

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  May 9, 2024

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  UNC Health’s Optometry Branch still working overtime after solar eclipse

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  Apr 22, 2024

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  Flagpole makes smokers uncomfortable, new spot requested

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  Apr 11, 2024

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  Lee Roberts found hiding in bottom of Wilson Library during solar eclipse

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  Apr 8, 2024

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  UNC administration finds ConnectCarolina too user friendly, plans to take action

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  Apr 3, 2024

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  No harm, no foul: Someone wiped Greenlaw off the map

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  Apr 2, 2024

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  UNC opens conservative, anti-social justice warrior building: the Campus X

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  Mar 29, 2024

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  “Huh, maybe God is real:” Pit Preacher struck by lightning, inspires his first student conversions

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  Mar 18, 2024

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  Hundreds of UNC admission offers revoked after finding incorrect apostrophe placement in Instagram bios

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  Feb 29, 2024

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  The five biggest business lessons we learned while hiding in a bathroom at Kenan-Flagler

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  Feb 21, 2024

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  Taylor Swift announces new album, The Tortured Poets Department, with features from Post Malone, Florence & The Machine and UNC Professor Ross White

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  Feb 10, 2024

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  Interim Chancellor Lee Roberts says we can stay up past our bedtime, promises to buy us a new bike

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  Feb 9, 2024

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  Total fucking maniac: This guy didn’t do the reading

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  Feb 1, 2024

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  Oh my God shut up already: This guy just won’t stop talking

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  Jan 26, 2024