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I went to class today so you don’t have to. Here’s what I learned:
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Oct 8, 2026
A 2024 Inspection revealed asbestos in Phillips Hall. What now?
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Oct 7, 2026
What to know about the Devin Duncan Impeachment
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Sep 30, 2026
UNC: Myth vs Fact
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Sep 25, 2026
UNC approves construction of new parking garage in Arizona
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Sep 23, 2026
Best Shortcuts on Campus
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Aug 20, 2026
UNC enrolls record of two freshmen for 2026-27 school year
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Aug 17, 2026
UNC Honor Court introduces thought crimes
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May 5, 2026
Carolina North’s Brand New North Carolina Feel
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Feb 16, 2026
Carrboro College to open its doors to new students in fall 2026
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Feb 5, 2026
Answering your FAQ: The UNC Health/Campus Health Merger
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Jan 24, 2026
How the Grinch Stole the First Amendment
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Dec 24, 2025
“My dog ate my Canvas assignment” and other excuses for late work
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Nov 19, 2025
An Interview with Lee Roberts about his plan to make UNC more walkable
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Nov 14, 2025
New “School of AI” to cause rapid sea-level rise in Bowman Gray Pool
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Nov 6, 2025
Student attends HellLife event instead of HeelLife: leaves exorcised
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Oct 28, 2025
I LIVED IT: I was the first senior held back for CLE deficit
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Oct 27, 2025
Davis Library to be sawed in half amidst budget cuts
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Oct 24, 2025
Carolina Dining Services experiences unprecedented backups after students download Subway Surfers on kiosks
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Oct 6, 2025
UNC places professor on administrative leave following alleged affiliation with ‘anti-bad, anti-evil’ organization
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Sep 30, 2025
UNC hacks for incoming freshman
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Aug 20, 2025
WHAT IS DIPHI?
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May 5, 2025
Student expelled after confusing St. Patrick’s Day with National Chase Gingers Day
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May 5, 2025
UNC responds to demands on lead water: “Pepsi OK?”
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May 5, 2025
After success on campus, UNC plans to go global with Whiteness
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May 5, 2025
UNC opens North Carolina Surgical Hospital: only problem is, it’s full of bees!
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Oct 25, 2024
ChatGPT to replace faculty in new honor court
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Oct 23, 2024
UNC Campus shifts 30 feet to the left
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Sep 16, 2024
UNC introduces new requirements for first-year students
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Sep 13, 2024
Was UNC Admissions responsible for the surplus of pollen this spring?
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May 14, 2024
Davis Library imposes a minimum decibel requirement for exam week
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May 9, 2024
UNC Health’s Optometry Branch still working overtime after solar eclipse
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Apr 22, 2024
Flagpole makes smokers uncomfortable, new spot requested
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Apr 11, 2024
Lee Roberts found hiding in bottom of Wilson Library during solar eclipse
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Apr 8, 2024
UNC administration finds ConnectCarolina too user friendly, plans to take action
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Apr 3, 2024
No harm, no foul: Someone wiped Greenlaw off the map
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Apr 2, 2024
UNC opens conservative, anti-social justice warrior building: the Campus X
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Mar 29, 2024
“Huh, maybe God is real:” Pit Preacher struck by lightning, inspires his first student conversions
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Mar 18, 2024
Hundreds of UNC admission offers revoked after finding incorrect apostrophe placement in Instagram bios
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Feb 29, 2024
The five biggest business lessons we learned while hiding in a bathroom at Kenan-Flagler
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Feb 21, 2024
Taylor Swift announces new album, The Tortured Poets Department, with features from Post Malone, Florence & The Machine and UNC Professor Ross White
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Feb 10, 2024
Interim Chancellor Lee Roberts says we can stay up past our bedtime, promises to buy us a new bike
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Feb 9, 2024
Total fucking maniac: This guy didn’t do the reading
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Feb 1, 2024
Oh my God shut up already: This guy just won’t stop talking
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Jan 26, 2024
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