Myth: If you drink from the Old Well on FDOC, you’ll get a 4.0.
Fact: If you drink from the Old Well on FDOC, you’ll get mono.
Myth: If you’re struggling with a paper, head over to the Writing Center!
Fact: I don’t want to walk all the way to South Campus.
Myth: The higher you get in the library, the quieter it is.
Fact: T̶̼̄̆h̷̲̃̔ȇ̶̝̥͓ ̸̧̢̂͂̑͜v̴̧̙̮̇o̷̠͖̻̊i̵͍̯͖͒c̵̜̜̲̄͘ĕ̶͔̇s̴̰͇͍̒̀ ̵͇̂̈̒ä̶̻̠̳́r̷͎͓̋̄e̵͙̒ ̶͊̇̈ͅg̴͙͙̒͂͗ę̴̛̄͠t̷̿̂ͅt̴̲̤̃͝i̵̡̤̝͝n̷̢͚̍͜g̵͉̭͝ ̶̜͚̒l̷̯̉͌͝o̷̟̘͑u̷͕͚̞̕d̵̦̥̕ȇ̷̢̮̤̀̆r̵̜̍
Myth: We are a basketball school.
Fact: We are a testing ground for the fascist state’s takeover of education.
Myth: There are plenty of public transport options for those living off campus!
Fact: I got hit by the JFX while running across 54 Bypass.
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