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Reporters for campus’ fourth-most prominent newspaper The Daily Tar Heel confirmed in early October that the School of Data Science and Society will combine with the School of Information and Library Science to form an unnamed “School of AI.” Though the exact details of the project are currently unknown, the environmental effects are painfully clear: following a rapid sea-level rise in Bowman Gray Pool, the greater Woolen-Fetzer area will be completely underwater by February 2027.
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In a shocking twist of fate that football experts are calling “not shocking” and “not a twist of fate,” the UNC Tar Heels are slated to take on the UCF Knights today, Saturday, September 20th, at 3:30pm. According to sources close to The Oh Well, the game will be played in four parts, with a medium-size break directly following the second quarter. Both teams will likely display some combination of offensive and defensive strategies, resulting in a win for either the Knights or the Heels.
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If you’ve ever spent any time on UNC’s campus, you have probably overheard this age-old debate circulating the campus community: Which floor of Davis Library is the farthest from the ground? It’s tempting to dismiss this question as an unsolvable mystery; however, we here at the Oh Well weren’t satisfied with such a cop-out. With the help of a really big ladder and a comically long tape measure, the case is finally closed. Stick around to see where your favorite floor stacks up! The answers might surprise you

