Preethika Ratnam is a writer for the The Oh Well and writes for the university’s satire paper (The Oh Well). Some of her pet peeves are redundancy, which means repeating the same thing over and over again, and repetitiveness, which means being redundant. Critics have described her as “legit awesomeness” and “awesomeness level maxxed out.” Fans have described her as “…”. This is because fans don’t talk. At least not the ones that create a wind-chill effect by circulating air.
This year, Bar Golf bands sold out with unprecedented speed. Didn’t get one, and now you’re uncertain what to do with your Friday? Here are other places to blackout, gathered and texted by our writing staff. 1. Silverspot Cinema Bar
I smelled it before I saw it. A pungent odor that could only be Fresh Never Frozen Clams from Walmart (Cesium-137 Free). I peered into the silver pot, as though the clamminess and chowderiness of the clam chowder might contain the answer to all my prayers.