Forgot about Valentine’s Day until… right now? Did UNC Crushes finally pull through? Or, did you just secure plans with a baddie from YikYak? We’ve got your back. Here is a list of our top 5 date locations on and around campus.

1. Chase Dining Hall

Need a quick and easy dinner date? Don’t worry! Two swipes into Chase Dining Hall is only $35.50 ($17.75 each). Or, if you’re lucky enough to have a partner with unlimited swipes, dinner’s on them!

2. Campus Health

If you’re having trouble in paradise, stop by Campus Health! CAPS is offering tuition-covered, limited-time couples therapy on February 14th only. (Between you and me, I also heard Dr. Jerkmeoff has a few couples’ appointments open… just saying)

3. Cane’s Elevator

Woah! If you missed out on buying Disney World tickets, this is for you! Located inside Raising Cane’s on Franklin Street (purchase not required), this ride will last as long as your relationship. Or you!

4. Woolen Gymnasium

Very echoey… plus, if you book in advance on Calendly, you could win 15 minutes alone with Ramses! WARNING: Most of the suit stays on. The university takes no responsibility for Ramses’ actions while he is off the clock.

5. Dey Hall first floor gender neutral bathroom cuck chair

Need to spice things up after that bland Cane’s chicken? You’re in luck! Dey Hall has a free, accessible, and easy-to-use room designated for polyamory! Invite your cuckold (gender neutral) inside and get to work!