Best Shortcuts on Campus

Still struggling to get to class on time? Been there! Here are The Oh Well’s best secret shortcuts that will get you freshmen from HOJO to Dey Hall in no time!

5. The Ehaus Tunnels

The Ehaus tunnels are an incredible resource that everyone living on Scampus should use. The tunnels pop up in three locations on main campus: The Raising Canes Elevator, the BOLO men’s restroom, and the inside of Chancellor Lee Roberts’ office.

4. Through the SRC

I totally recommend walking through the SRC to get to class faster. Once you go in, make a right, a left, a right, a left, go up the stairs, back down the stairs, make a right, a left, a right, a left, and then walk through the doors you entered. Then, head to your class. 

3. Teleportation

Teleportation is definitely the fastest shortcut on campus. However, there are drawbacks. Teleportation destroys the human body via molecular disruption. This may manifest as a splatter, explosion, or poof. 

2. NC Highway 54

Walking up from HOJO, take a right on Raleigh Road/NC-54. Then, swing a left onto I-40. Take exit 270 and turn left at the light. Follow US-501 until you can exit onto East Franklin Street. You’ll then walk about 3 miles. Turn left onto North Campus and voilà!

1. Straight to your class

The hands-down best shortcut on campus, though, has got to be walking straight from your starting destination to your final destination. Also, keep in mind that walking faster allows you to arrive faster.

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  • Kate Wilson is the co-editor-in-chief of The Oh Well. She is a renowned English poet, playwright, and actor born in 1564 in Stratford-upon-Avon. Her birthday is most commonly celebrated on April 23rd, which is also believed to be the date she died in 1616. She is best known for her two longest works, War and Peace and Anna Karenina, which are commonly regarded as among the finest novels ever written. She is a gemini, wife, mother of two sweet kids, and…she bakes!

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