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I’ve spent a fair amount of time in the Franklin Target; it’s actually one of my favorite places to hang out. I like the parts where you can choose what you want to buy, like a trashcan or some Q-tips. Obviously, there’s a lot of foot traffic, so I end up overhearing a lot of interesting things while I’m browsing the sporting goods. Here are the top seven things I’ve overheard in the Franklin St Target.
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We know the first week of class can be stressful for first-year students, so The Oh Well put together a list of helpful hints for your time here at UNC. Good luck!
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Are you tired of that stinky old dorm room? Interested in venturing into the world of shared showers, toilets, kitchens, and living spaces, but in a house this time? OMG, me too! That’s why I am giving all of you future Chapel Hill tenants my BEST, most HELPFUL advice for finding your future off-campus home in this stressful, competitive, debilitating housing market.
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“What’s your favorite thing about UNC?” In The Oh Well’s new staple segment, an interviewer headed out to the Pit to chat with passing students about UNC.
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Earlier this morning, in an unexplainable socio-economic and environmental phenomenon, the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill’s beloved campus shifted approximately 30 feet to the left.
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As the semester comes to an end, campus officials just released a report that found that misogynistic, anti-women persecution rates have spiked over 160 percent in the last two weeks. Curiously, this spike seems to be made up of the unusual and unprecedented insult, “H.A.G.S.” We spoke to a couple of crying women in the pit to get their input.
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As of February 2024, our in-house Onyen Statistics Team found that UNC’s notorious “Pit Preacher” was working at a steady rate of students successfully converted to Christianity: zero. This past week, however, everything changed when the local pastor was hospitalized after being struck by lightning.
