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Starting this fall, UNC’s student conduct guidelines will include a new, controversial rule: “Students may not think, ponder, or contemplate anything negative about UNC-Chapel Hill or its administration.”
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Yup. You read that right.I transferred into UNC in the spring of 2023. I remember it like it was two years ago; the dishes argument with my bitch roommate Sam at USC, opening the email declaring my transfer application was accepted, the frigid January air as I moved my happy ass into Morrison. I haven’t felt that joy in a long, long while.
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As the semester winds down and exams amp up, Davis Library is welcoming an influx of students through its doors. In preparation, library administration agreed to implement a minimum decibel requirement for the first and second floors of the building. Here is the inside scoop, recorded from an interview with veteran Davis librarian, Thelma Shhhherman.
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You wake up in a cold sweat in your ECON 101 class. One moment, you’re dreaming of sugarplums and an enrollment shopping cart full of green circles; the next, a piercing fire alarm shocks you back to reality. It’s the third time you’ve been ripped from sweet, sweet, lecture-hall slumber this week alone.
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Thousands of Carolina fans across the state were stunned to see the emergence of an unknown basketball team that is finding success amidst the March Madness tournament.
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On Sunday, March 17, UNC basketball fans waited with bated breath as the official NCAA men’s March Madness bracket revealed 2024 seed placements. At last, the bracket was released: the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill was revealed as a No. 1 seed team.
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Let’s stop lying: we’ve all envied the journey our dirty little dishes embark upon on the Lenoir dish carousel. I work so hard, surely harder than a dish, without the promise of a slow mechanical whirlwind at the end of the day. It’s not fair! That is why, dear Onyen readers, I took matters into my own hands, and I’m ready to reveal all. After 24 moist, grody hours, I have compiled a list of everything you need to know about riding the Lenoir dish carousel for 24 hours straight.